The lifesize portrait of David Lynch welcoming us to the all-new, Red Room-style cinema tent. Kudos to anyone who made it through the entirety of Thursday’s five-film Lynch-athon without losing all grip on reality 

The scary outback shack that, come midnight, transformed into the site’s most intimate rave den. Key Saturday night floor-filler? Peaches’ “Fuck The Pain Away”

The surprisingly popular spoon-making workshop. Because who doesn’t need spoons?

The on-site entomologist opening his leather case and doling out pre-mixed negronis in plastic test tubes

The enterprising 12-year-olds trying to flog us a cassette of their friends’ version of Pink Floyd’s “Wish You Were Here”

The Astronauts’ Caravan, where the effects of antigravity were simulated by literally spinning a 1980s caravan full of people like a tombola. Not recommended after sampling any of the below…

Best craft IPA names: No Rest For Dancers, Geometry Of Sound and People Money Space Time 

Keyboard comedian Huge Davies and his terrifying electro-metal anthem about collecting Pokémon: “Put them in the balls! They like it in the balls!”

Is it a bird? is it a plane? No, it’s bloke dressed as old-school Superman, zooming through the mud – a pretty daring deed come Saturday night 

Geordie Greep and his band at the karaoke… and being comfortably the worst singers there

The Videopia crew recreating Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves. Even if the blond frightwig worn by ‘Kevin Costner’ made it look more like Rod Stewart: Prince Of Potholes…

Someone in a full lobster outfit dropping one of their pincers on the toilet floor: “Oh no – pissy claw!”

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